She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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