Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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