I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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