just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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