Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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