Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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