That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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