You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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