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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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