Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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