i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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