I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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