Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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