Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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