Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Actions speak louder than pants.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
