tell your sister to shave her snatch
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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