so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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