I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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