This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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