i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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