for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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