If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
zippers are such a cool invention
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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