he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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