I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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