just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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