But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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