Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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