I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This house was built for laser tag.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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