it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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