just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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