I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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