Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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