the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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