is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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