Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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