Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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