Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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