I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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