so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
