dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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