I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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