why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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