remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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