I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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