we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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