During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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