you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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