so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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