You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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