Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
