Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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