This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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