its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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